Our services
Creeper - demolition service with detonation (500€ negotiable)
Discreet. Direct. Detonative.
When buildings need to go, you don't call a bulldozer, you call a Creeper. Our demolition experts with built-in biological fuses handle all kinds of deconstruction, from villager huts to Nether fortresses. Please respect the blast radius!
Zyra - plant-based gardening services (500€ negotiable)
Grows faster than you think.
Zyra is half botany, half magic, her ability to communicate with plants makes her the ultimate partner for lawn care, floral arrangements, or aggressive bamboo control. Terraforming also available.
Sludge - residue-free cleaning (500€ negotiable)
What he touches disappears. Usually dirt.
Our slime-being Sludge cleans cursed basements, abandoned Minecraft shafts, or houses after Redstone mishaps. Residue-free removal of organic material, but please don't talk to him, he's sensitive.
Enderbot - clutter removal without a trace (500€ negotiable)
With our patented teleportation technology, we leave no residue.
Fast, quiet, and efficient. But for your safety, wear a pumpkin.
SkeletonClean - bone polishing to perfection (500€ negotiable)
Our ultrasonic marrow-vibration tech guarantees a spotless shine.
Discreet, painless, and 100% calcium-friendly. Ribcage realignment included.